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RED TrailerStrippers are piling up like dead flies. What sick piece of shit could be stealing the organs of sexy young girls? Everyone's favorite sexually addicted G-man is back in Mantua, Ohio for the next chapter in the MANTUA saga. Is Sheriff Calhoon still alive? What happened to Widow Presley all those years ago? Who is really in charge here? Strippers...at strip clubs? |
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GREEN(Part 1 of 2)Special Agent Stephanie Bellman finds himself in the grasp of a crazed organic cult intent on wiping out mankind. Led by the evil twin of the deceased Sheriff Calhoon they will stop at nothing to assure complete and utter photosynth-assimilation. |
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GREEN(Part 2 of 2)After the escape of Agent Bellman the greenling offers up another worthy sacrifice. Unbeknownst to this cocky drug dealer, The Organic Ones demand more than he will ever know. |
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BLACK(Part 1 of 2)When dozens of people start disappearing from the small town of Mantua, Ohio, FBI Special Agent Stephanie Bellman is sent to investigate. Meanwhile, Boo Smith is looking for an old war buddy who vanished somewhere in Mantua. Along the way, they both meet a strange array of townsfolk who share a terrible secret. It’s just another day in the strange little town of Mantua, Ohio. |
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BLACK(Part 2 of 2)When dozens of people start disappearing from the small town of Mantua, Ohio, FBI Special Agent Stephanie Bellman is sent to investigate. Meanwhile, Boo Smith is looking for an old war buddy who vanished somewhere in Mantua. Along the way, they both meet a strange array of townsfolk who share a terrible secret. It’s just another day in the strange little town of Mantua, Ohio. |
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Wyl Price on GREEN and BLACKWyl Price discusses his thoughts on BLACK and offers a little insight into his directorial debut on GREEN. You thought it was all over. The Slow Mutants have just begun! |
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BLACK Trailer #9 BLACK: The InterviewAs the premiere of BLACK looms on the horizon we present the final BLACK trailer. Here we take a close look at our last character in her natural environment. Forced to live underground due to an unforgiving world, she has made the best of her situation in these tough times. This is the most touching and heart felt interview we've done to date...and the most analog as well. |
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BLACK Trailer #8 The BLACK Trailer!With less than two weeks before the release of BLACK we present The actual BLACK movie trailer! Here is your glimpse into the world of BLACK with a little visit from our favorite happy house frau. Bon appetit! |
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BLACK Trailer #7 Boo SmithTake a sneak peek behind the scenes of BLACK! Here is Boo Smith's audition video. He just walks up and starts to flow. Experience the magic! |
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BLACK Trailer #6 Bobby VinsonPresented in BLACK-o-RAMA! Plucky police dispatcher Bobby Vinson explains just how much spiders contribute to our daily lives. Did you know velcro, ham and RADAR were all invented by spiders? It's true! We Googled it. |
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BLACK Trailer #5 Sheriff CalhoonRe-elect Roger Calhoon for Mantua Sheriff! In his 8 years as Mantua Sheriff he has kept the peace despite all of the troublemakers who have come along. Like all those foreigners, with their foreign ways and foreign drugs! And let's not forget about who got rid of G.D. Stamm. Sheriff Roger Calhoon. He'll enforce Mantua law and "That's a fact jack!" |
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BLACK Trailer #4 Widow PresleyMary Lynn Presley; author, lover, mystic. Her visions are sent from from the King in Heaven above. Yes, she speaks with Elvis Presley himself! Her predictions are world renown. She has advised kings, presidents and CEO's. Now she would like to have a private audience with you. Tread lightly friend, for her prognostications are the stuff of legend... |
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BLACK Trailer #3 Novie's Fine FoodsNovie's Grocery store is located in the heart of Mantua. Staffed by the best employees, you are guaranteed the finest in service and quality. Stop in and checkout our vast selection of bread, water and, potassium tablets! While you're here try our Novie's Special sandwich, it's to die for! Only $4.99! |
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BLACK Trailer #2 Special Agent Stephanie Bellman Are you looking for a career that's challenging and in demand? If you've got what it takes, you could join the elite ranks of the FBI. Everyone will be afraid of you and why not!? You'll have power, a badge and a GUN! Just imagine what that jerk from high school will think when you bust him after planting a kilo of Aunt Nora in his car! That's the kind of respect money can't buy. |
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BLACK Trailer #1 Noir Meet Noir. She's a little shy at first, but when she opens up she's a real pistol! She's looking for a strong guy, who's not afraid to take charge and get physical. She may have some mommy issues, but she enjoys getting out and traveling or curling up with a good movie. Just send her an Instant Message and maybe you'll do lunch. |
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Elect G.D. Stamm for Mayor of Mantua, Ohio |
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This is what started it all. The official GD Stamm Mayoral press conference. Tackling the REAL issues. Sadly, the rest of the footage from the campaign is sealed pending investigation from the Department Of Redundancy Department (D.O.R.D). |
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Ouija Bored: What not to do with a Ouija board |
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Skeptical as always, we decided to push the limits of what can and can not be done with a Ouija Board, with some surprising results. The Slow Mutants are not responsible for any demonic posessions, ghostly visitors or trickles of pee that may or may not run down your leg after viewing this. |
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Download your very own Ouija Bored, Ouija Board! Ooooh scaaary! 18" x 12.5" 150 dpi |
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Satan's Piss From acclaimed writer and director Jorge Delarosa. Young Johnny (Frank Bochard) is thrown into a world of chaos and intrigue as he's pitted against the forces of evil; both natural and supernatural. |
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The Mysterious Disappearance of Teddy Breuziski Teddy Breuziski is a bullish brute of a sales rep. He wrote the book on getting what he wants. |
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